Pluto Pogrom

Wellwellwell

Teachers day just passed and we had a blast of a celebration! but more on the main topic now...

edward foo. how dare you copy mr brown's richard gere. i shall do the original version.

Scene 1:
Pluto: Hello, my 8 brothers and I are going on a journey. I would like to bring us good luck. Nine moons please.
Shopkeeper: Sorry, no more moon's brother. The cursed Richard Gere bought every single moon in my shop. I am going to retire now.
Pluto:*sob*
Shopkeeper: Goodness gracious me! Why are you crying my child!
Pluto: Curse you Richard Gere! Curse your eyes! Curse your moons! Curse your grey hair! Now my whole family is going to die!
Shopkeeper: Why my child!
Pluto: The stupid Richard Gere bought ALL the moons! Now i cannot wish them any good luck...

*The nine planets set off for a journey*
*Car brakes heard*
*SCREEECCHH*

Mercury: PLUTO! WHY ARE YOU BLEEDING!
Pluto: The...*cough*...stupid Richard Gere...bought all the moons... now i am going to die...
Mercury: Why he buy all the moons?
Pluto: Some girl named Sedna wanted to buy two moons, not enough gravity, only enough for one moon.
Mercury: Then he could have bought one moon! So that she would have one plus one equals to two moons!
Pluto: *cough*... curse you lousy at mathematics american credit card ambassador...
*Pluto dies*
The other eight planets: NOOOOOOOOO.....


Scene 2:
One day, the nine planets were brought to a firing squad. They were to be shot down one by one. However...

right before the first shot:
Mercury: METEOR SHOWER!
and with that, Mercury escaped

second shot:
Venus: FLOOD!
and just like mercury, Venus escaped.

Third shot:
Earth: HUMANS!
Earth got away.

and this went on, with the other five planets shouting:
Earthquake! Martian invasion! hurricane katrina! tsunami! and STOMACH ACHE!

When it came to pluto...
Pluto: FIRE!
BANG.
and that ended the reign of pluto.


Scene 3:
Gurmit Astral Singh: And we are down to our top 9 in Planetary Idol. Tonight, one of these nine contestants is going home. You all have voted for your favourite idols, and i cannot emphasize this enough; every vote counts. So if you all want your favourites to stay in the competition, please vote wisely. I shall read the results now...
In random order, i shall read the names of 6 idols who are coming back to us next week...Mercury, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Venus, Neptune. You are safe.
We now have Earth, Mars and Pluto with us on stage...
(Earth mumbles to Mars: I think the small guy will die leh.)
(Mars: Me too. See he so small...)
Gurmit Astral Singh: Mars... you are safe.
(applause)
Now we are left with two idols...
Earth... Pluto... Earth...
Earth...
We will see you next week.
Sorry pluto but your idol journey ends here...

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Now. wasn't that great. Please give comments and have a nice day!

Joshua Foo...